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how many reindeer does it take to screw in a light bulb?


eight...


one to screw in the light bulb...


and seven to hold down Rudolph.
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:whip: Love it.
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There must be tons more out there - bring 'em! :D
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Schuarta wrote:There must be tons more out there - bring 'em! :D
Can we submit "adult" jokes here?
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Jerry wrote:Can we submit "adult" jokes here?
I would say as long as they are no more "adult" (read: crude or patently offensive) than you would tell a group of, say, people you just met, or new customers at your place of business, for example.
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Admin wrote:I would say as long as they are no more "adult" (read: crude or patently offensive) than you would tell a group of, say, people you just met, or new customers at your place of business, for example.
But it's OK and acceptable for Bam Bam to say this on the (food) forum (Best Dining Out Meal 09)?:confused::confused::confused:


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Not Christmas but on the last episode of Cops a woman declared I may be a Ho but I ain't no Crack Ho!

made me laugh.............
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