In case anyone hasn't seen this...

[RouxTheDay]

which I can't imagine since I got it 4 times since 2:00.


Tiger Woods 2009 Christmas card:

[edible complex]

The latest Tiger Woods jokes going around:

· Apparently, the police asked Tiger’s wife how many times she hit him. She said, “I don’t know exactly, but put me down for a 5.”

· If the only person that can beat Tiger is a blonde with big breasts, it’s time for Phil Mickelson to bleach his hair.

· What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

· What was Elin doing out at 2.30 in the morning? Clubbing

· Why did Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant AND a tree? He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

· Why did Phil Mickelson call Elin yesterday? To pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.

· What is the penalty for getting it in the wrong hole? Ask Tiger, he knows.

· Tiger drives very well on the fairway but doesn’t fare very well on the driveway. Rock me.

· Whats the difference between a golf ball and a caddy? Tiger can drive a golf ball.

· Nike wants to drop their endorsement due to accuracy problems. Apparently, Tiger’s spraying his balls everywhere.

· It turns out that fixing Tiger’s game and fixing his marriage both require the same thing: better control over his putz. 



· Why was Tiger’s wife mad at him? She heard that he played a-round in Australia.

· What will the headline be if they prove it is domestic violence? TIGER’S WIFE MAKES THE CUT

· Given Tiger’s racial heritage can we call this a Black Thai affair?

· Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family. Cheetah.

· Elin Woods has a twin sister named Josephine. Know how to tell them apart? Elin is the one holding the bent 5 iron.

· What do Tiger and the Beatles have in common? They both experienced a hit with Norwegian Wood.

· First words spoken to the paramedics by Tiger: Who are you? And what are all these trees doing in my living room?

· Tiger Wood’s shirt is all red- problem is, there’s no tournament, and his veins are a pint low.

· What does Tiger have in common with a baby seal? They’ve both been clubbed by a Norwegian.

[NoNoNanette]

Loved 'em.... just swiped the first few for Facebook.

[Alex]

Those are hilarious!

[edible complex]

so the count is up to 8 or 9?!?

is he working on a calendar or a class action?!?

[NoNoNanette]

10!!!!!! What a dope. Hope the pieces of ass were worth it....

[JRO]

What's the difference between Tiger Woods & Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 HO's

Couldn't stop myself from posting this

[Oyster]

What's the difference between Tiger Woods & Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 HO's

Couldn't stop myself from posting this

LOL! Times-Pic today has the editorial cartoon with Tiger sitting on Santa's lap. Santa shouts out HO HO HO!!! Tiger spinning his head around and shouts out...WHERE!?

I just love how Jesper Parnevik let him have it with both barrels for screwing around on his former nanny! He said he was ashamed/sorry he even introduced them in the first place, and he wished she had used a driver on Tiger instead of a 9-iron!

[NoNoNanette]

Perez Hilton is reporting that the total is now at 13. Yeesh!:rolleyes:

[Schuarta]

My sources have the Blonde Twinky count at twelve (12), plus one (1) small "love child" running around somewhere.