Best Christmas Cookies Ever!
Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 10:13 am
Y'all must try these - they are truly the best Christmas cookies ever!
1 cup of water
1 tsp of baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp of salt
1 cup of brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup of nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle of Jose Cuervo Tequila
*Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
*Turn on the electric mixer, Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
*Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still okay, try another cup just in case..
*Turn off the mixerer thingy.
*Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
*Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.
*Mix on the turner.
*If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters jus t pry it loose with a drewscriver.
*Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
*Next, sift two cups of salt or something. Who geeves a darm. Check the Jose Cuervo again. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
*Add one table.
*Add a spoon of sugar or somefink. Whatever you can find.
*Greash the oven.
*Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
*Don't forget to beat off the turner.
*Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.
***Cherry Mistmas !!***
1 cup of water
1 tsp of baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp of salt
1 cup of brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup of nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle of Jose Cuervo Tequila
*Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
*Turn on the electric mixer, Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
*Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still okay, try another cup just in case..
*Turn off the mixerer thingy.
*Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
*Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.
*Mix on the turner.
*If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters jus t pry it loose with a drewscriver.
*Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
*Next, sift two cups of salt or something. Who geeves a darm. Check the Jose Cuervo again. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
*Add one table.
*Add a spoon of sugar or somefink. Whatever you can find.
*Greash the oven.
*Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
*Don't forget to beat off the turner.
*Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.
***Cherry Mistmas !!***