PETA, the animal-rights group best known for throwing blood-red paint on the fur-encased Anna Wintours of the world, would like to make a George Clooney-flavored tofu. The name? CloFu. In a letter addressed to the dashing star (who, yesterday, made my Thursday night TV a lot more exciting), PETA explained that they’d got their hands on a gym towel soaked with Clooney’s sweat, and that thanks to some wacky technology, they could harvest said perspiration into something akin to the meat flavoring that turns up in instant gravy. “Of course your fans would swoon at the idea of eating CloFu,” the letter explained. “But what interests us most is that we would attract many people who don’t try tofu because they worry that it would be bland or that they wouldn’t know how to cook it.”
My curtains are covered with George Clooney's DNA but that's another story unto itself. Completely inappropriate for this forum.
PETA should stick to magazxine ads featuring naked women.
That is the wackiest crap I have ever heard (I heard this last week, I'm sure it was on Fox News Channel).
Those people are not only crazy, they are sick. I think there are some incredibly beautiful and sexy women in this world, but I don't want to eat tofu flavored with their sweat.
There are obvious places to go from here, but I won't.
I do agree on one thing. Tofu is horrible and needs all the help it can get.
And while I'm not a big tofu fan, I LOVE the Fried Tofu at Siamese Thai. It really is more a vessel for the sauce - taking on that flavor. But it is a huge hit in my house.
