Best Christmas Cookies Ever!

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Y'all must try these - they are truly the best Christmas cookies ever!



1 cup of water
1 tsp of baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp of salt
1 cup of brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup of nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle of Jose Cuervo Tequila

*Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

*Turn on the electric mixer, Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

*Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still okay, try another cup just in case..

*Turn off the mixerer thingy.

*Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

*Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.

*Mix on the turner.

*If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters jus t pry it loose with a drewscriver.

*Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

*Next, sift two cups of salt or something. Who geeves a darm. Check the Jose Cuervo again. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

*Add one table.

*Add a spoon of sugar or somefink. Whatever you can find.

*Greash the oven.

*Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

*Don't forget to beat off the turner.

*Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.


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