The 18th hole at Audubon is my bitch

[bam bam]

Par 5. Dog leg left. Water hazard to the left. I kill my 3 wood, then hit the best 6 iron ever. I put the ball on the beach but this six iron shot was still awesome. Out of the sand trap, I leave the ball two feet from the hole. Tap in putt for birdie. My friends couldn't believe how well I played that thing. I am the man.

[EatinAintCheatin]

Do you have a name for your new Bitch?

[Shep]

Par 5. Dog leg left. Water hazard to the left. I kill my 3 wood, then hit the best 6 iron ever. I put the ball on the beach but this six iron shot was still awesome. Out of the sand trap, I leave the ball two feet from the hole. Tap in putt for birdie. My friends couldn't believe how well I played that thing. I am the man.

Yesterday on the 18th I hit driver well, close to the water left side. I am going 3 wood over the water, I am going to get there in 2 (drinking at the time), splash one, splash 2, shank 3. I meekly go around the horn with the shank shot feeling like a bitch.

[justagirl]

Do you have a name for your new Bitch?

As opposed to his old bitch?

[RouxTheDay]

I'm with Shep...I call that my "Tin Cup" hole. I bring extra balls just for that one.
Congrats Bam.