How much of an ass is Bam Bam?

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How much of an ass is Bam Bam?

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Since I'm an obedient hot girlfriend, I scored two tickets to the Dome today. But while walking to our seats I bust Bam using his iPhone to take a picture of some chick's ass. This from the guy who said my ass is a work of art.

I hope BTG can come over tonight to console me.
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Re: How much of an ass is Bam Bam?

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In my defense, Saints poon is as good as it gets in the NFL and the minute JAG caught me I deleted the pic.
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OOOOHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH, PLEASE, Can I answer that?????

(So, if she hadn't caught you, would you still have deleted it right away?)

Back in the day, Tommy Lee cheated on Pam Anderson, Hugh Grant had Elizabeth Hurley, look what he picked, a crack head looking prostitute, and David Letterman chose the plainest Jane on earth....they are all cavemen.....:toast:

Not sure if this is a joke, but my reply still holds true....
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Does he consider your "work of art" abstract, impressionistic, naturalistic, neoclassic or representational?

It may have to do with his search for alternate styles.
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It's no joke Suzy, he did it. He's an ass. I kindly forgave him and let him take me to Luke after the game though. Aren't I sweet?

He also though I should miss most of the second quarter to get us beer and nachos. I declined.

I mean really, I get us tickets into the game, at least he can act right for a change.
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You could have gotten the beer and nacho's, "tripped" by accident and dropped it on his head....But I see you took the high road.

Of course, that's (taking you to Luke) the least he could do! Kind of you to allow him that gesture....

I'd say a spanking, or at least a public flogging is in order, but well, it's supposed to be a punishement. Not another day at the office.....
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Bam Bam is obviously an ass connoisseur. All ass experts must stay current of all new ass technology, shape and style. He was only evaluating the competition to make sure you ass belongs in a place of honor. He did all of this for you and he deserves an apology.
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What can you expect? I'm sure he learned the art of being an ass in law school and he definitely excels at it. As for the pic, I'd be more upset about him having the gall to try to send me to get him nachos and beer. You got to whip him in shape. :whip:
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Suzy Wong wrote:So, if she hadn't caught you, would you still have deleted it right away?
OR EVER????

Inexcusable!!
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The unapologetic ass asked me today why 24 hours later this is still an issue. He's clueless.

But I let him buy me lunch.
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