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bam bam
08-07-2008, 03:36 PM
So we decide to hit the WB OTB for lunch. Saratoga, Monmouth, Arlington and a few beers. While at the food counter waitng for my burger I make small talk with the elderly women behind the counter. She starts bitching about something and I go "I blame Obama."

"How can you blame him? He isn't even the President yet."

"He acts like he is."

"Well I support Nixon," she said. I can't let this go.

"I do too but did you hear about the break in at that hotel in DC?"

"No."

"The Washington Post is all over it. I think it could be a big story in a few weeks."

"I'll look for it."

The conversation ended because she had to move a step ladder so she could reach my burger.

I hit a $204 trifecta at Monmouth. But that was the only ticket we hit in 2 and 1/2 hours.

cstoehr
08-07-2008, 04:53 PM
That poor woman. LOL

jeff h
08-08-2008, 12:17 AM
sweet blog

Gourmondo
08-08-2008, 06:50 PM
Conning old bats! Methinks there is a lucrative career for you in estate planning law.