Happy 2nd Anniversary to Dan Stein

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2 years ago to the day, he managed to f-ck up the first sandwich he ever made for me. But much like Donovan McNabb he rallied back and has made it to the pinnacle of the New Orleans sandwich making world without ever washing his Haverford Wrestling t shirt.

[Backstrap]

Donavan McNabb analogy? You must really be jabbing this guy.

Donavan McNabb continues to screw the pooch in big games.

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Why I love Stein's.

I am paying for some bagels and cheese, and I overhear these two chicks talking "It's good but wait until I take you to a real Jewish Deli."

Bam Bam interjects himself into the conversation. "Hey Dan, this lady over here says you aren't a real jew."

Dan: "Does she want me to pull my pants down?"

Cook behind the counter: "Should I get a magnifying glass?"

You don't get this **** when you eat Po Boys.

[Jesse]

Thats marvelous.

[Suzy Wong]

Stein's is barely mediocre............:covri:

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5 False Rumors about Stein's:

1)In the winter of 2007, Dan's original business idea was a meth lab in Franklinton but he was talked out of it when he learned that the kids at Newman, Lusher, Country Day and Ben Franklin had a plentiful supply and he could make more money getting yuppies addicted
to corned beef.

2) Andre regularly likes to reenact the body painting scene featuring Tommy Lee Jones and Kevin Bacon from the movie JFK.

3) Dan is in fact an excommunicated rabbi.

4) Dan's original location was in Central City and the shop was to be called Goyz N the Hood.

5) Dan regularly ships his Reubens to Phillies pitcher Cole Hamels before starts.